Thursday, May 22, 2008
Horse Sh@@@T
Monday, May 19, 2008
I must have nodded off!?!?!?!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Eye Thing
I have to start this post with a flashback to the summer before my senior year in high school. I was playing in a summer league basketball game at the local university, for my high school team. If I was passed the ball around the free throw line I liked to take a couple dribbles and push my way to the hoop. This day was no different except for one thing...... The kid who was guarding me reached out to hit the ball at the same time I was making my power move. Needless to say the guy stopped me in my tracks, not because he was an amazing basketball player, but because his finger went deep into my eye. Sparing the gory details, I was seeing double for a couple days, and had scratches on eyeball!!
Everything healed up fine except for one thing.
My new fear of anything going into my eyes!!!!!
For this reason I have only had my eyes checked one other time, I have glasses, and there is no way in hell I would ever wear contacts because that would mean I would have to put something into my eye!!
That intro was all for this. I went and had my eyes checked this last week because my old glasses are scratched up to the point where they are pretty much useless, and I had a funny feeling my vision has deteriorated in my old age. The first little while was fine, no big deal however, but then the guy wanted to put drops in my eye. I made it through with a warning to the Doc, that I will flinch, and lose all control of my reflexes, so a shot to the groin would not be out of the realm of possibility. His approach was cautious but we made it through with him only missing my eye 3 times! There were a couple fairly violent twitches that may have contributed. After the extremely bright blue light was touching my eyes, I though I was in the clear and when the Doc, asked if he could dilate my eyes I agreed without hesitation (besides what could be worse than what I had just dealt with... Right?!?). Little did I know this required more drops, more violent spasms from me, more wiping my cheeks clean of some horrible solution because of my high school flash backs, and more extremely bright lights being shined into my eyes mere fractions from my eyeballs!!!!!!!!!!
Needless to say, I didn't mind the enhanced sensitivity to light and the blurry drive back to work. I was through the worst. I just sat in my office with the lights off for the rest of the day and dealt with the headache brought on by the stress of the situation.
And for the record I don't think I could ever get Laser Eye surgery because I have seen what they do to you on discovery health!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Set up like a sucker!
So the other day I was talking to my wife, typical conversation about whatever ( i know typical man that really doesn't even know what the conversation was about, and I didn't lock it away in my memory as one of those most important things to always remember!). As much as I like to think I am an anomaly and can do more than one thing at the same time, sometimes my guard is down and Monica springs a sneak attack!!!!
This was one of those moments.
Again not being able to recall the actual conversation may take away from the post, but I don't really care because I need to throw this out there so all men know they are not alone. My loving wife had said something about herself that was a little negative. ( I know never agree with these statements however, it wasn't a comment that set off the def con 5 alarm, like "do I look fat", "do these jeans make my butt look big", you all know what I am talking about). So she got a comment in under the radar, and I, (also watching t.v. at this moment, Remember, inherently I am still only a man) agreed with her. Hook, line, and sinker...... (SON-of-a-BIT@#) She had me and it only took moments for those internal alarms to wake up out of that deep slumber.... too late..
Lucky for me it was a minor comment, however my wife has learned some sarcasm and teasing from me, and needless to say, I don't like when she has the upper hand. I believe with every fiber of my being that you damn women throw those slow pitches out there just to see what happens, and then use these situations to your advantage to get what you want... Not to say it isn't an impressive tactic, I just wish you would attempt such things without jingling those shinny keys as a distraction. Damn women!!
So to end this post I will quote Red Green and the Man's Prayer.
I am a man, but I can change, if I have to, I Guess"
late
P.S. Remember, I am the man of the house!!!!!!!!!!! At least while you are at the gym.....
I know my wife knows how much I love her, and we are so comfortable in our relationship that I have the freedom to blog such things without any type of repercussions.......
right babe?????...................
BABE???????!!!!!!!!
Dammit!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Late Night
Sunday, February 24, 2008
The original 3
The picture of course is; Monica (the love of my life), Bear (the most hyper & stubborn Lab in existence) and me!!! I took this picture on a day we were going out to shoot some more pictures for my photo class, must have been 4 0r 5 years ago! Freaking crazy.