Set up like a sucker!

So the other day I was talking to my wife, typical conversation about whatever ( i know typical man that really doesn't even know what the conversation was about, and I didn't lock it away in my memory as one of those most important things to always remember!). As much as I like to think I am an anomaly and can do more than one thing at the same time, sometimes my guard is down and Monica springs a sneak attack!!!!

This was one of those moments.

Again not being able to recall the actual conversation may take away from the post, but I don't really care because I need to throw this out there so all men know they are not alone. My loving wife had said something about herself that was a little negative. ( I know never agree with these statements however, it wasn't a comment that set off the def con 5 alarm, like "do I look fat", "do these jeans make my butt look big", you all know what I am talking about). So she got a comment in under the radar, and I, (also watching t.v. at this moment, Remember, inherently I am still only a man) agreed with her. Hook, line, and sinker...... (SON-of-a-BIT@#) She had me and it only took moments for those internal alarms to wake up out of that deep slumber.... too late..


Lucky for me it was a minor comment, however my wife has learned some sarcasm and teasing from me, and needless to say, I don't like when she has the upper hand. I believe with every fiber of my being that you damn women throw those slow pitches out there just to see what happens, and then use these situations to your advantage to get what you want... Not to say it isn't an impressive tactic, I just wish you would attempt such things without jingling those shinny keys as a distraction. Damn women!!

So to end this post I will quote Red Green and the Man's Prayer.

I am a man, but I can change, if I have to, I Guess"

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P.S. Remember, I am the man of the house!!!!!!!!!!! At least while you are at the gym.....

I know my wife knows how much I love her, and we are so comfortable in our relationship that I have the freedom to blog such things without any type of repercussions.......

right babe?????...................

BABE???????!!!!!!!!

Dammit!!!!!!

Late Night

So I got talking with my brother about the difficulties of taking pictures at night so again here is a scanned photo that I had done 4 or so years ago for a class. Printed in a dark room, this print did the best out of all the other ones I had done during this class.....

Ok people, I have taken a lot of heat for the name of my blog, but I am standing by it, I thought it was funny, and to tell you the truth, one of the main reasons why I created this blog in the first place.

As for life in the fast lane, I have come to the realization that I have 3 months to get into shape before the summer, is anyone willing to wager whether or not I can drop the chubby to get freaking buff!!!! I would bet against it.... We will see what happens, the motivation only comes once a week with Biggest loser, and I have yet to watch it tonight!!!!!! And to tell you the truth it just seems too hard.... No hilarious stories this post, but I am sure I will do something stupid or embarrassing to entertain the masses soon.......

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